Kitgill

A man, typically quite large in size, also most usually found in management positions, if not found in fetal positions underneath his desk.
The Kitgill's usual habitat may include but is not limited to: his locked office with exchange students from Guam, yelling at small children and throwing things at elderly folk.
It is also very rare to find a Kitgill without a trusty sidekick, usually in the form of a young boy.