Kitty shitting
Placing cat feaces up your bum so that when you fart you can blame the cat and say "it smells like cat feaces in here!"
I was at my girlfriend's mum's house last night, I was totally Kitty shitting and blamed her 17 year old cat
shit-kitty
dog shit that has fungus which has turned white and becomes furry in appearance, causing it to resemble a kitten.
Is that a kitten on the ground?
No, its just a shit-kitty.
No, its just a shit-kitty.