Kiwiromantic
Romantic attraction to nobody except bisexuals. Even though it is opposed to almost everyone, even pansexuals do not count, even though pansexual is under the bisexual umbrella. It is also the cousin of peachromantic, which is the attraction to everyone except bisexuals.
"Hey guys, I'm actually kiwiromantic!"
"That's not a thing."
"No you see, it's when you like a little bit of nothing, except bisexuals."
"That's not a thing."
"No you see, it's when you like a little bit of nothing, except bisexuals."