Klaes

Klaes is a very clever, sexy, good-looking, innovative and sweet mastermind, who desires to conquer the world. He's liberal and is also atheist.
He's very tall and have the sweetest and naughtiest smile.

He's typically together with his family, best friend or girlfriend, otherwise he's waiting.

He enjoys food; bacon, sushi, roast, mayonnaise among others.

A guy that is completely closed off and will reject anything different, origanal and unique.

The lizard king of elephants in fugi. Eats tassles and polyester. Ran for pope in 1978 and attemped to bend a brick. Married to Florence the toenail and has 3 kids, Agnes, Albert, and Fregley. Works as a cattail inspector and his house is made out of jello. He is also a male hooker. He likes to ride his wife to Walmart to get condoms every Tuesday.