Klarens
Smart, chill, fun, handsome guy who gets all of the chicks. He never realizes someone likes him. Probably have a big dick.
Me: my boyfriend is amaaaazing
Friend: oooh, what's his name
Me: Klarens
Friend: that makes sense
Friend: oooh, what's his name
Me: Klarens
Friend: that makes sense
Brown Klaren
The act of brown winging in football grounds common with many northerners!
Whilst in the stadium toilets...' How about we have a nice brown klaren before half time?'