Klarp
The hottest man with the biggest cock
Holy shit that's a huge COCK, Klarp!
Once upon a time there was a hot hunky man named Klarp. Everywhere he went there were onlookers and oglers who stared at his hot bod. One day at his military base, the men gathered around and demanded for a COCK battle party. A bracket was set up and Klarp started his battle for the title of BEST COCK. Klarp breezed through the competition with his enourmous COCK until the finals came. The man opposing him was none other than his direct superior, LT. CBT. LT. CBT was no stranger to COCK battles and Klarp knew that well. Klarp had to impose a strategy, and it was to channel so much blood into his bulging COCK that the veins almost pop! LT. CBT was shocked at Klarp's efforts and was distracted, then Klarp seized the opportunity to wack LT. CBT out of the ring, to seize the title of BEST COCK. Klarp and LT. CBT respected eachother's efforts and COCKS and lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time there was a hot hunky man named Klarp. Everywhere he went there were onlookers and oglers who stared at his hot bod. One day at his military base, the men gathered around and demanded for a COCK battle party. A bracket was set up and Klarp started his battle for the title of BEST COCK. Klarp breezed through the competition with his enourmous COCK until the finals came. The man opposing him was none other than his direct superior, LT. CBT. LT. CBT was no stranger to COCK battles and Klarp knew that well. Klarp had to impose a strategy, and it was to channel so much blood into his bulging COCK that the veins almost pop! LT. CBT was shocked at Klarp's efforts and was distracted, then Klarp seized the opportunity to wack LT. CBT out of the ring, to seize the title of BEST COCK. Klarp and LT. CBT respected eachother's efforts and COCKS and lived happily ever after.