Kleg
A lone lump of fetal matter found floating in the loo at random intervals.
Kleg
When a leg is abnormally large.
"Woooooowwwww, have you seen Tiffany's kleg?"
"Yea how could u miss that?"
"Yea how could u miss that?"
KLEGGED
KLEGGED = when a person consumes too much of the drug ketamine also know as "K" and have the sensation of having the feeling as if they have no legs
I'm suffering from a classic case If being klegged
kleg nuts
when your shit gets tangled and matted into your pubic hair and creates balls of shitty hair.
"Go lick your kleg nuts"
kleg nut
a small lump of poo that gets stuck to your helmet during anal intercourse
POO CHUNK equals KLEG NUT
Kleg
Someone who doesn't wash their hands after taking a shit thus making them really smelly. They may also have traits such as choosing the worst people to be their partner.
I heard that toilet flush but not the sink run, don't tell me you're Kleg.