Klindworth
HUGE GOOBER! Spasmodic, lame, youtube junkie, cheeseburger aficionado, online chess player, gets haircuts in hopes of "random" boob graze, overuse of the word kinky, has a pet skunk named stripey, overuse of the high five, obsesses over fantasy sports of ANY kind.
Wow, you are a Klindworth.
You're pulling a Klindworth.
You're pulling a Klindworth.