klint bating
The act of masturbating for 3 or more hours; tears are usually involved and function as lubrication. Often, the klint bater will scream during the act about how he doesn't have any money and how his friends are mean to him.
Josh: Hey Elijah, were you having an orgy in your room for four hours last night?
Elijah: No, I was just furiously Klint bating.
Elijah: No, I was just furiously Klint bating.