Klitche
Anything that's obviously stupid or ugly.
Sanna: Ohmygosh, my mom grounded me for the rest of the month!
Elizabeth: Ew, are you seriously? That is soooo klitche!
Elizabeth: Ew, are you seriously? That is soooo klitche!
Klitch
A derogatory term used against an Eastern European looking person. The person doesn’t necessarily have to be of Eastern European decent they just have to look it.
Man 1: Look at that aggressive looking person
Man 2: Yeah he’s a fuckin klitch
Man 2: Yeah he’s a fuckin klitch
The Klitch
The Klitch is a quick-grip device, allowing you to easily join two shoes together. You can then clip the shoes onto your backpack, or any other bag for easy transportation.
The Klitch is used by people of all ages and fitness levels who play a sport or go to the gym.
The Klitch is a convenient and efficient way for career-minded and health-conscious individuals to go straight to the gym after work.
Parents with children save time looking for that missing shoe when they Klitch the footwear.
For those on-the-go, all you need to do is grab your Klitch attached-footwear and you are good to go!
Do you worry that your favorite gym bag or backpack is getting smelly and dirty from your footwear? The Klitch is YOUR solution. Never worry about a dirty or smelly bag again!
The Klitch is used by people of all ages and fitness levels who play a sport or go to the gym.
The Klitch is a convenient and efficient way for career-minded and health-conscious individuals to go straight to the gym after work.
Parents with children save time looking for that missing shoe when they Klitch the footwear.
For those on-the-go, all you need to do is grab your Klitch attached-footwear and you are good to go!
Do you worry that your favorite gym bag or backpack is getting smelly and dirty from your footwear? The Klitch is YOUR solution. Never worry about a dirty or smelly bag again!
The Klitch Lifestyle
Great For Travel
Frees Up Your Hands
Saves Space In Your Backpack or Gym Bag
“Airs Out” Your Shoes Between Wear
Prevents Dirt On Shoes From Getting Inside Of Your Bag
Enables You To Wear Other Shoes Before And After Your Work Out
Great For Organizing And Storing Footwear At Home
Great For Travel
Frees Up Your Hands
Saves Space In Your Backpack or Gym Bag
“Airs Out” Your Shoes Between Wear
Prevents Dirt On Shoes From Getting Inside Of Your Bag
Enables You To Wear Other Shoes Before And After Your Work Out
Great For Organizing And Storing Footwear At Home
Klitch
A moment where you drop your phone/wallet/bag and the room goes silent.
At nightclub
Rachel: *drops phone*
Kadrienne: oh man everyone is looking - that was suck a klitch. Pretending not to know you...
Rachel: *drops phone*
Kadrienne: oh man everyone is looking - that was suck a klitch. Pretending not to know you...
Klitch
The act of using an item to strap your wrists to your partners ankles during sex.
When they got home from the gym, Brad gave Linda the klitch, because her legs were too tired to keep up and then take a shower.