klog
A bac(k log) of we(b log) entries that have not yet uploaded onto the interweb, possibly due to a complete loss of internet access caused by a malfunctioning firewall, or being deep in the jungle.
"I haven't been able to get on the web for days, I've got a klog to upload!"
kork klog
A worn-out, has-been, hot chick a la Pamela Anderson wearing cork pumps to re-live her glory days (youth). All it does is make her look stupid, desperate, and hagged out!
OMG, Tranny used to be sooooooo hot, now she's nothing but a kork klog. Nassssty!