Knapp

Juggernaut; Indestructable; Not someone you want to fuck with.Commands alot of respect. Hate god damn pecker necks.

Juggernaut; Indestructable; Not someone you want to fuck with.Commands alot of respect. Hate god damn pecker necks.

Knapp is a new word quickly gaining popularity in the west coast. Originating in Reno NV knapp's definition is very similar to words like sick , gnar , and awesome. It is generally used as an adjective, but can also be used as a verb, or even a noun.

Etimologically it comes from Knapper, which means to enjoy wearing excruciatingly tight shorts and loafers.

A Knapp is named after Erik Knapp, the king of Knapps. Knapps are those assholes you see at Warped Tour with stretched ears, knee-cut-off skinny jeans, a crappy band t (like A Day to Remember or Vanna) and sometimes a flannel shirt. Knapps usually have a bad skater kid hair cut or some ugly fo-hawk. Their shoes are either worn-out converse or some skater shoes. Half the time they arent even skaters, or they used to be, or they still are and they never grew out of it like Tony Hawk. They usually end up looking like grown up skaters. They like to go to concerts to either mosh the shit out of themselves and end up looking like retards trying to two-step. Or they just stand at the back of the crowd because they're too big of pussies to make it to the front; they act like they are too cool for the band so they just stand there. They have a tendency to make fun of kids who like BMTH when the truth is, they used to love that band until everyone else started hating them. Often, they have VERY serious bromances with other knapps. They are either really hardcore sxe or they claim sxe and are not orrrr they just smoke a ton of pot alllllll day. Also, they will always act like they are cooler than you, but truth is, they are not.

There are also "lumberjack" or "hobo" knapps who are just knapps who have beards or really need to shave and always look like they haven't showered in days. They may also wear more flannel than usual.

Someone who hangs around with the gangsters of the cold-o-sac; beachy, loving, appealing, star naming type of person...

A highly contagious STD that doesn't necessarily do anything. Once contracted the victim has a highly increased chance of getting dangerous STDs. The Knapp is contracted through any form of penis to vagina contact with any other victim. Side effects of The Knapp are lowered self esteem, occasional mocking, and a significantly reduced chance of ever getting laid again.