knob wash
A blow job that really sucks because the girl is too drunk and basically just drools all over your dick.
Man, that girl was so drunk, she left my dick soaking after that knob wash.
knob wash
n. The act of dipping your dick in a girls' pussy to clean it off after you've fucked her in the ass
"I did her ass in the missionary position so it was easy to get a knob wash in her cunt afterwards!"
the teary eyed knob wash
its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.
i took that classy skank to see the notebook, and she gave me the teary eyed knob wash