knoife
1. An extremely large knife.
2. A popular catch phrase.
2. A popular catch phrase.
1. That's not a knife, now THAT's a knoife.
2. like, KNOIFE!!!
2. like, KNOIFE!!!
knoif
also known as knife, but pronounced the way Crocodile Dundee would say it.
"You call that a knoif? That's no knoif... (pulls huge knife out of pants) THIS is a knoif!"
a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit
if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.
a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit