knorn on the knob
Excrement with a high level of texture due to consumption of corn.
The knorn on the knob hurt so much that John regretted eating three ears of corn.
knorn
a knife,a spoon,and a fork all together in one utensil. This is handy when you are eating lumpy mashed potatoes with stake.
"Oh look!Joe's using his handy-dandy knorn!Joe must be a knorner