Knot
A measurement of speed, used mainly by aircraft & watercraft.
The FAA Specifies that all aircraft must remain under 250 knots when below 10,000ft.
Knot
This is speaking of canid animals (members of the dog family; Canidae). A knot is basically a swelling of the Bulbus Glandis, a part of a canine's penis. The erectile tissue swells up during the climax of sexual intercourse and locks when it penetrates the female allowing it to inseminate into the female canine (probably because these canid animals miss when they hump the female so the semen will miss, I think).
Dirty Friend: "Lol. Look at that dog's knot. Now it's stuck with the female"
Other Friend: "You're disgusting. You're probably thinking about bestiality you furry freak."
Other Friend: "You're disgusting. You're probably thinking about bestiality you furry freak."
Knot
head, uppermost part of the body containing the brain, mind
Rock yo knot - nod your head
"What happened to that kid Jack-O?"
"Didn't you heard, he got shot in the knot"
"What happened to that kid Jack-O?"
"Didn't you heard, he got shot in the knot"
Knot
An esoteric multiplex often heard as a "Not" by the wicked, but understood at great depth by the wise, usually used in complex situations with other words that also have double meanings
Joseph Smith was KNOT, KNOT, KNOT, KNOT, a TRUE prophet of God
Knot
(n) An item which prevents an individual from wearing skinny jeans (see: swagga;not to be confused with swagger{for obvious reasons}).
Try as I might, this knot continues to prevent me (an individual) from wearing this pair of skinny jeans to the upcoming Alanis Moresett concert. For shame, for I (also an individual) adamantly feel that said pair of jeans accentuates my most voluptuous features. I am more angry and unsatisfied than a fat bitch that gotta make a second trip to the "co'na sto'" because she ate her wallet on the way there.
Knot
Another name for a butt hole
This definition comes from the similarity of a balloon knot to the shape and look of a butt hole
This definition comes from the similarity of a balloon knot to the shape and look of a butt hole
Bob: "hey Joe, you're a fag"
Joe: "you can lick my knot Bob"
Joe: "you can lick my knot Bob"
Knot
If you Have you ever seen a dog penis then you would love to fap to it right...... Right
A dogs knot looks kinda like a pea in the pod that's alot bigger than the other peas. (except its a penis not a pod).
Ik a furrys dream right well don't worry because once getting knotted the animals massive building throbbing hunormous knotting cock is stuck in your arse (oopsie daisy) you can't really get it out other than dying and going to hell.
A normal day is the house am I right........ Right.
A dogs knot looks kinda like a pea in the pod that's alot bigger than the other peas. (except its a penis not a pod).
Ik a furrys dream right well don't worry because once getting knotted the animals massive building throbbing hunormous knotting cock is stuck in your arse (oopsie daisy) you can't really get it out other than dying and going to hell.
A normal day is the house am I right........ Right.
Guy 1:dude I just learned how to make a really good knot for fishing.
Guy 2: really wha........
Retard: LOOK AT THIS DOG PENIS YES BIG YES TASTY YESSSSS WELL DON'T WORRY I WILL CUT IT OFF AND PUT IT INSIDE YOU NOW YAY
jew: I'm calling the cars with sirens on them.
Guy 2: I am die now
REATRD: ANOTHER DAY SAVED YAY YAY NOW ITS TIME FOR YIFFING.
Dog: death is an option
Guy 2: really wha........
Retard: LOOK AT THIS DOG PENIS YES BIG YES TASTY YESSSSS WELL DON'T WORRY I WILL CUT IT OFF AND PUT IT INSIDE YOU NOW YAY
jew: I'm calling the cars with sirens on them.
Guy 2: I am die now
REATRD: ANOTHER DAY SAVED YAY YAY NOW ITS TIME FOR YIFFING.
Dog: death is an option