Koffism

Koffism is a philosophical way of asking a team to perform a certain way, then when they perform the way, change the way you want it done. It’s a narcissist personality disorder in the spectrum of 8.

It could also be a way of showcasing your incorrect or misunderstanding of the vernacular. Words to watch out for are “miss, carefrontational, agitating, harvest, billybob, joebob, quick like a bunny, amalgamate, joe blow, I think that’s right, I know the ceo, memorialize, extinguish, brain damage, sticky, sniff test, gag factor, Wonsan’s, reconnoiter, that’s our flavor, sticky, plowed this field, short putt, Willy Worms, I know the ceo, can I just say”