Kofta
When a bombaclat rasclat walks up and wants to swing your nans jaw I’ll get my kofta out and beat him with a tactical helikofta
Look at that pussclut batty kofta bitch
kofta
Something made up by Turkish people, which the Greeks stole because they don't have a culture of their own. People who eat kofta usually get oily skin and have an irrational hate of other central asian/mediteranian countries.
'nom nom nom, this kofta is really good' said a small greek boy. 'hey, that is ours' said an equally fat and stupid turkish boy'
Cheeky Kofta
To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.
'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
Spicy Lamb Kofta
Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.
Person 1: I gave my misso a spicy Lamb Kofta last night.
Person 2: Fuck cunt that's proper grim.
Person 2: Fuck cunt that's proper grim.
Khosh al kofta
a phrase meaning to go ahead or go for it or to jump into a hala of kofta.
Eman: I'm gonna make some mahshy
Mohamed: Khosh al kofta
Or
Mohamed: I need to start my essay
Eman: Khosh al kofta
Mohamed: Khosh al kofta
Or
Mohamed: I need to start my essay
Eman: Khosh al kofta
KOFTA
SOMETHING YOU USE FOR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. MOSTLY USED BY LEBANESE
OG WHAT A KOFTA
Kofta
A word that can be used instead of literally everything, but mostly curse words.
Damn gurl, you're so kofta beautiful.
You scared me you piece of kofta!
You scared me you piece of kofta!