Koi-Ponded
Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.
Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.
Koi Ponded
The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby
Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim
Koi Pond
To have receive oral sex from a large group of women at one time, so that when you cum they will look like koi fish emerging for feeding.
I got those chicks in a koi pond last night, they fought for my load like a handful of breadcrumbs
Koi Pond
When you get a group of 5 or more women together who are hot for your cock and make them fight for it simultaneously until they get every last drop of your tasty treats. (similar to Koi fish fighting for bread cumbs.)
Hey girls, would you like to participate in a Koi Pond? - Girls: "What's that?" - I'm glad you asked!
koi pond
When you ejaculate on your stomach and the cum forms a pond on your bellybutton
i camed on myself and formed a koi pond
Koi Ponded
To be fingered in the bum
While they were fooling around his girlfriend unexpectedly Koi Ponded him.
Let me fall into the koi pond
The failure on a friend's part to step in and prevent a terrible situation from happening. In most instances, the friend not only fails to prevent the situation from happening, but makes an observable effort not to help. This is an allusion to The Office Episode where Jim leans back and allows Michael Scott to fall into a koi pond.
Dude I can't believe you didn't do anything back there. Way to let me fall into the koi pond, "friend"