kolonel
A strange breed of person from Northern New Jersey who aliken themselves to a Southern Gentleman. One should be careful around a Kolonel for they tend to be very clingly and tend to use the phrase "mind if I come along", even if your just going to take a piss. The last known sighting of a Kolonel was at Union College.
Dude, the Kolonel is coming get your ass in gear!
Kolonel's Fucking Crap
Aussie slang backronym for KFC or Kentucky Fried Chicken.
I can't be arsed cooking tonight. Whaddya feel like - Macca's, Red Rooter or Kolonel's Fucking Crap?