Konkus
something you call someone when they are being weird.
See Derek over there? He is being such a "Konkus" lately.
bonkus of the konkus
When you get hit on the head, bonked on the cranium. Hyperbolically, when your brain is scrombled and you're somehow out of commission. Originally from a Popeye comic panel.
Poor Popeye has bonkus of the konkus. Olive Oyl fainted when she heard the sad news.