kooking ip
Used when someone is hooking up and the excited friend is too drunk to properly text and alert the 40 expectant friends waiting for the event to occur that, indeed, the impossible is happening.
"DEENA SHM FKLSDJJHG KOOKING IP"
"I am very hungry tonight, so I will most likely be kooking ip."
"I am very hungry tonight, so I will most likely be kooking ip."