Kookmeister
Typically a female Adventist (or another religious/vegan person) that would rather have anal sex than lose her virginity because of basic white girl issues. These women are usually found in the valley suburbs were complaining about her wrongly died hair is more important than her kids' soccer game.
OMG! can you believe Darren fucked Becky in her ass last week? God! She's such a kookmeister, I cant stand her!!!