Koonzie
Short for a coon and a white girl that can't stop drinking tea and has a love/hate relationship with Mexicans. Typically has long brown hair and laughs hysterically at everything. Also likes to say "fuck you", and hates everything on a daily basis. Her life is very interesting.
That girl is such a koonzie.
Koonzy
Synonym for being a pussy ass motherfucker
Yo stop being so koonzy and gimme those 2x4s
Koonzy
Someone who condescending but disguises it as being helpful. They think they know everything but they actually don't.
Stop being koonzy, only an idiot would nail directly into our stage.
Koonzy’s basement
Koonzy’s basement is a realm unseen by god, it is an infinite purgatory of hallways and slowly rotating tables. Those who are damned walk these halls are rarely seen again, for many horrors stalk these halls. There is no salvation to be found in this dark realm, only the infinite hordes of the smol Ames, always watching.
Koonzy’s basement is an unescapable constant, you will never escape.