Korvic

Korvic is the most intelligent, sexy, attractive, badass man that you will ever meet. Actually, I take that back. Korvic is no mere man, he is a MOTHERUCKING GOD. All beings bow as he passes, the very Earth quakes when he takes a step. Legend has it that Chuck Norris once fucked with Korvic. Ever wonder why you don't hear Chuck Norris jokes anymore? Korvic is the reason that the boogeyman has trouble sleeping, the reason the bad guys always lose, and the reason that Bob Ross will be idolized for all eternity. KORVIC IS ABOVE ALL AND NOTHING CAN SURPASS HIS SHEER GLORY. Oh, and he likes gushers

Korvic is the most intelligent, sexy, attractive, badass man that you will ever meet. Actually, I take that back. Korvic is no mere man, he is a MOTHERUCKING GOD. All beings bow as he passes, the very Earth quakes when he takes a step. Legend has it that Chuck Norris once fucked with Korvic. Ever wonder why you don't hear Chuck Norris jokes anymore? Korvic is the reason that the boogeyman has trouble sleeping, the reason the bad guys always lose, and the reason that Bob Ross will be idolized for all eternity. KORVIC IS ABOVE ALL AND NOTHING CAN SURPASS HIS SHEER GLORY. Oh, and he likes gushers