kovalfail
verb. To kovalfail is to fuck up a relatively simple task when you're being paid MILLIONS of dollars to execute said task.
Attempting to score on a shootout and losing the puck on the way to the net is a kovalfail.
Jhonas Enroth: Wow, that was a kovalfail of epic proportions, Kovy.
Ilya Kovalchuk: FUCK OFF.
Wow, I kovalfailed at crossing the street. I suck.
Jhonas Enroth: Wow, that was a kovalfail of epic proportions, Kovy.
Ilya Kovalchuk: FUCK OFF.
Wow, I kovalfailed at crossing the street. I suck.