askevision
Your parents whom you'd request clarification of stuff you'd seen on da boob tube.
I quickly learned not to use my mom or dad as an askevision, since they would usually be horrified at what da kiddie-channel sensors had allowed to slip through for my tender eyes/ears to see on dat particular show, and so they would flatly forbid me from watching said show ever again. So I just allowed my puzzlements to languish rather than risking asking my parents about them, or else I would have eventually had no even-mildly-entertaining shows at all that I was allowed to watch!