Askewity
The quality of being askew; crooked, awry, or out of line.
"Phillip, the askewity of this Italian tower boggles my mind!"
askew
not in proper place, rolled up.
Ariella: did he feel you up?
Leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew ;)
Leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew ;)
Askew
Type this into the google search bar a the page will tilt
I typed "askew" into the google search bar, then the page was askew!
Askewism
A condition of which a person does not know of something that is incredibly well-known.
"Hey, do you want to watch Wheel of Fortune or something?"
"What is 'Wheel of Fortune'?"
"How do you not know what that is? Do you have Askewism?"
"What is 'Wheel of Fortune'?"
"How do you not know what that is? Do you have Askewism?"
Askewed
To be humiliated in a culinary sense on television. Typically refers to great British menu. Refers to the slaying of Paul Askew
Did you see Paul get askewed on TV? Wow he got askewed so badly
askew
awry, bewelled, skew, wry
This old watch' hands look askew.
Askew
A fat or overly annoying female Teacher, a bitch
My teacher is an askew, she gives way to much homework.