Krafty
To get a rub and tug at an Asian Massage Parlor
I'm feeling pretty tense about this game, I'm going to get a Krafty beforehand. -Robert Kraft
Krafty
A happy ending at a massage parlor. Named after the New England Patriots dumbass owner who just got caught at a massage parlor paying for it.
Did you get a Krafty at the end of your massage?
Krafty
Adjective - to be all smiles; used when one is cheesin'
Origin - derived from the Kraft cheese empire
Origin - derived from the Kraft cheese empire
Jake: Did you see Shawn mackin' on that girl?
Jess: Yeah and she's obviously diggin' him.
Jake: For sure... she's Krafty.
Catt: Did you get some play or something? You're Krafty.
Jess: Yeah and she's obviously diggin' him.
Jake: For sure... she's Krafty.
Catt: Did you get some play or something? You're Krafty.
Krafty
Underpaying a potential good illegal substance, and then avoiding all negative consequences of said experience.
Awww man did you see jim got hella krafty pulling that thot out of nowhere for next to nothing?
krafty butcher
A man who is 'krafty' and likes to slide his meat in the backdoor
Bourkey is such a krafty butcher
Krafty Veteranz
Butt-sex Connoisseur
Person 1: Hey, I had creamy butt-sex
Person 2: Nice you are a Krafty Veteranz
Person 2: Nice you are a Krafty Veteranz
Krafty Ending
When you are massaged to orgasm at a Day Spa.
Bruh did you go to the Orchids of Asia Day Spa?
- Yeah, needless to say I got a Krafty Ending!
- Yeah, needless to say I got a Krafty Ending!