Kranch
Cumming inside a girl while she is in her period.
"just made some kranch with Jenny."
Kranching
When a man sploots inside a woman while the red river is flowing
When the red river flows i'll be kranching it up in a big way
kranch
The act of getting caught in the JODD fire (see: JODD)
Kranch is going to globals, but they have no money because they spent it all on JODD
Kranch
The trailer park equivolent of Krampus who exclusively uses condiments to punish bad kids
When you want to punish someone using only condiments
When you want to punish someone using only condiments
Hey Walter you're looking a little sore today. Yeah Bobby ended up Kranching me hard all Christmas night for forgetting the milk
kranch
the result of when you’re not so prepared to take it up the ass but decide to do it anyways.
Guess I have to do laundry today, Matt came over last night & blew my back out—but when we were done, there was kranch all over my sheets.
Kranch
When a female is having her salad tossed, she farts, or sharts, in the mouth of the male, whom is typically of the bearded mountain Mennonite type.
"Wow boys, my rich girlfriend kranched me good last night at 3:46AM EST. She has the best Kranch!"