krankies

Husband and wife team. Husband likes wife to dress up as a pre-pubescent boy and then sit in his lap. Amazingly this is all done in public and for the entertainment of children.

Husband pushed wife off a ladder whilst in panto in Milton Keynes and she landed on her heed. This was not part of the act, but after 25 years in the industry they finally got a laugh. She was permanantly disabled.

Scottish "comedy" duo who were actually husband and wife. Apparently pretended to be brothers although wee Jimmy was no more than 10 and his brother was well into his mid 40s at best. This means their mum would've had to have had the older one at 15 and wee Jimmy when she was in her 50s. No wonder he was always acting up, she probably couldn't control him.

Kranky Kranky is when you get all kranky off dranky and you dont wanna piss yoinky dranky

When you take people's money for one purpose and spend it on something else.

odd or peculiar

in a bad mood

that one guy in your group chat who has a stroke once a week. watch them out or they will destroy you. they are at least obsessed with someone. they can be a good friend. remember, don't be enemies with them because they can be your worst enemy.