Krause
To mistakenly target a luxury automobile with two wheeled self propelled machine
Did you see him Krause into that beemer?
Krause
A word for a person who thinks everything needs to be MODIFIED
WOW "Krause" really dismantle that just to modify it into a half ass piece of junk that still works
Krause
a large penis from masturbating too much.
Bob krause, what a pig.
Krause
A versatile word which can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. Often used as a derogatory substitute for profanity or sexual slang.
"Ah krause! i lost my condoms!"
"I was krausing my girlfriend last weekend in the krause. she said 'oh krause, put it deeper in my krause!', and then i kraused on her face."
"Man i ate so much chipotle that i gotta go take a fat krause."
"I was krausing my girlfriend last weekend in the krause. she said 'oh krause, put it deeper in my krause!', and then i kraused on her face."
"Man i ate so much chipotle that i gotta go take a fat krause."
Krause
someone who gets sexual pleasure from sitting on candy
John: Hey man I walked in on Kelly last night and she was performing a Krause on a Caramello bar
Greg:Dude that's weird
John: Yeah, you're telling me
Greg:Dude that's weird
John: Yeah, you're telling me
Krause
Verb, Noun.
Verb. The act of sodomizing a fish, (typically bass) after catching them, and then proceeding to have fish human offspring with the dying aquatic beast./ Watching nascar and trying to convince people its entertaining/ an actual sport, but never actually succeeding.
Noun. Usually a clown dressed male pretending to be a women who uses it's genitals to inseminate an aquatic animal.
Verb. The act of sodomizing a fish, (typically bass) after catching them, and then proceeding to have fish human offspring with the dying aquatic beast./ Watching nascar and trying to convince people its entertaining/ an actual sport, but never actually succeeding.
Noun. Usually a clown dressed male pretending to be a women who uses it's genitals to inseminate an aquatic animal.
I saw a Krause while i was out in the woodland preserve trying to krause the once extinct species of aquatic animal, i think he succeeded.
This douche tried to krause me into thinking that nascar was actually a sport, what a tool.
This douche tried to krause me into thinking that nascar was actually a sport, what a tool.
kraused
the act of busting a nut in anothers hairline, usually causing a mess. Created in the locker rooms of the dell.
"Yo i kraused this girl so bad last night she had to shave her head to get all the cum out"
"Last night i kraused this girl cause she wouldn't let me blow my load in her face, her mom called me later that night and asked why i came in her hairline, like wtf"
"Last night i kraused this girl cause she wouldn't let me blow my load in her face, her mom called me later that night and asked why i came in her hairline, like wtf"