Kravontkative
When something is not at all provocative but a teacher says it is just to make you feel good about your idiotic comment.
Student (being stupid): "What would we have done if Peal Harbor wasn't attacked?"
Teacher (faking interest): "thats a provocative question"
Background muttering: "more like kravontkative... dumbass"
Teacher (faking interest): "thats a provocative question"
Background muttering: "more like kravontkative... dumbass"