Krishmael
Krishmael, oh sweet Krishmael. He is the sun to children's moons (how he overshadows them) and is the rose to the stem of a discord furry. He often enjoys sleeping on one side leaving his face reshaped and him emotionally scarred. When sturdy the phone flip is his signature move, and the kidnapper is his favorite hobby. Krishmael, oh sweet krishmael
Krishmael how many times do we have to tell you, get away from that child!