Kris Kringle
A reference to Santa Claus, often mispelled as Chris Cringle
Kris Kringle a.k.a. Santa Claus
Kris Kringle
The act of farting on your own ball sack.
Yukon Cornelius was the first man to ever successfully give himself a kris kringle.
Kris Kringled
A word describing a item Santa Clause tears up.
Did you hear about what happened to Johnny?
No, what.
He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled
No, what.
He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled
Kris Kringled
Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.
Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!
One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
Kris Kringle's Kringles
The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.
Santa came last night! He gave me a Kris Kringle's Kringles!