Kritib
An absolute king although he might lack in stature; however, he makes this up with a huge ding dong. He is a womanizer and a lady killer but deep down inside he is a fluffy puppy.
A: Do you know Kritib?
B: Yes! What's up?
A: I just suck the absolute fluffy puppy out of his enormous Shiva linga
B: Yes! What's up?
A: I just suck the absolute fluffy puppy out of his enormous Shiva linga