Kroging

Using the wheels to a desk chair (as well as a ski or pair of skis to push yourself with) to travel from place to place.

(verb)To engage in the act of kroging, whereby the (male or female) kroger firmly scrapes their fingernails in a 'come hither' motion along the undercarriage of a male, beginning between the anus and scrotum and proceeding toward the anterior along the length of the scrotum. The kroger then samples the scrapings by smelling, tasting or both.