Krstich
Ker-stich - By far the best last name known to man. Although difficult to pronounce and constantly ignored, those who achieve the ability to correctly enunciate it are catapulted into greatness, succeeded only by the carrier of such name. Adding letters will only create more chaos. Soon to be appearing on a local billboard or wanted poster.
Damn, did you see that sick 3 that Krstich just threw down?