krychtiphilia
When a patient keeps the curtains closed for some privacy, the nurse or CNA does the things that he/she needs to do, e.g. lunch, then he/she, upon departing, leaves the curtains open. Perhaps it's a glitch in the job description.
Patient: "please close the curtains"
Visitor: "okay." (Visitor closes the curtains)
--- One hour interval --- (patient eats lunch ) nurse "accidentally" leaves the curtains open
Visitor: "why's the curtains open?"
Patient: "because the nurse keeps leaving them open."
Visitor: "why don't you close it?
Patient: "because the nurse left them open." ...
Visitor: "sorry, pal, the nurse has krychtiphilia.l
Patient: " wtf... "
Visitor: "okay." (Visitor closes the curtains)
--- One hour interval --- (patient eats lunch ) nurse "accidentally" leaves the curtains open
Visitor: "why's the curtains open?"
Patient: "because the nurse keeps leaving them open."
Visitor: "why don't you close it?
Patient: "because the nurse left them open." ...
Visitor: "sorry, pal, the nurse has krychtiphilia.l
Patient: " wtf... "