Kryptoshite
The day-glow green crap that results from consuming large quantities of blue dye. Such as from grape soda. A combination of Kryptonite and shite.
Last night I dumped enough kryptoshite to kill an army of Supermen.
Kryptoshit
A massive stinking green shit taken the morning after consuming too much of the the alchoholic drink 'Kryptonite'.
Paul: 'Ahhh Iain whats that smell!!???'
Iain: ' Sorry I just dropped a massive kryptoshit. Oh my god - Its fucking green.'
Iain: ' Sorry I just dropped a massive kryptoshit. Oh my god - Its fucking green.'