a smothering
Like a mattress party (euthanasia via a family mattress pile-on), only in the olde-English/Irish times.
Usually when food is scarce and a older relative is still hanging around, healthily consuming valuable resources.
Usually when food is scarce and a older relative is still hanging around, healthily consuming valuable resources.
"If grandma is still eating all those potatoes through spring, we'll have to get the relos in for a smothering, what-ho!"
Smotherment
The act of being punished by a girl sitting on your face for a period of time
Shannon was mad at Tommy so he held his breath as she gave him some Smotherment late last night
smotherer
A large booty on a girl. Named a smotherer because if she were to sit on your face, she would completely smother you. The term smotherer is not specifically positive or negative, that judgement is made by the user of the word. Some men like smotherers, some don't.
Guy1: See that girl over there? She got a fat ass man!
Guy2: Yeah man, that's a real smotherer. If she sat on my face, no way would I be breathing. Mmm mmm!
Guy2: Yeah man, that's a real smotherer. If she sat on my face, no way would I be breathing. Mmm mmm!
smotherer
A large booty on a girl. Named a smotherer because if she were to sit on your face, she would completely smother you. The term smotherer is not specifically positive or negative, that judgement is made by the user of the word. Some men like smotherers, some don't.
Guy1: See that girl over there? She got a fat ass man!
Guy2: Yeah man, that's a real smotherer. If she sat on my face, no way would I be breathing. Mmm mmm!
Guy2: Yeah man, that's a real smotherer. If she sat on my face, no way would I be breathing. Mmm mmm!
smothering
usually when is guy is lying down, and the girl kneeling over his head so that her pussy is near/on his face, like usually in the guy's mouth.
a great way to do oral sex on a lucky girl.
look it up on google image search.
a great way to do oral sex on a lucky girl.
look it up on google image search.
last night for the first time she suggested smothering, and we both totally loved it.
Smother
A mother or overbearing girlfriend that smothers their adult child/ boyfriend with too much love, affection, bossy demands and food.
She is such a 'smother'- her poor boyfriend has to wear whatever she tells him to.
Smotherism
-noun
1) The ideology and religious movement based on the teachings of a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
2) The active promotion and maintenance of human suffering and painful death as practiced by a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
3) The doctrine of belief that personal redemption and eternal life can be obtained through such practices.
1) The ideology and religious movement based on the teachings of a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
2) The active promotion and maintenance of human suffering and painful death as practiced by a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
3) The doctrine of belief that personal redemption and eternal life can be obtained through such practices.
Smotherism has done for Calcutta's starving masses what Catholic priests have been doing for little boys for generations...