Kubricking it

The fear that insane computers are taking over; HAL from Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey.

1) One of the most respected, revered and influential filmmakers in motion picture history (ref. a multitude of Simpsons references for just one example). Kubrick's films looked and sounded unlike anyone else's. He quickly evolved in the 1960s from an A-list Hollywood director and respectable craftsman to a master auteur, responsible for thematically, technically and aesthetically groundbreaking work.

Some of his later films (underservedly) reached fewer people when audiences could no longer keep up with his thematic explorations of the failures of Western civilization.

2) A really bizarre and eclectic collection of plastic toys and figurines from Japan, so named for no known reason. Sold at Giant Robot stores and other internet hipster-toy merchants, etc.

The greatest film maker in history... No more to be said.

Biggest genius since Einstein

For when a video game you're playing that uses the source engine rips a portal to another dimention in the doorway(s) to the other half of the map, and it looks like that one part in 2001 A Space Odyssey. But then you realize it's actually just your graphics card being a piece of shit.

-verb

To nose-fuck someone or something (as heard on the Nerdist Podcast #7 with Chris Hardwick).

a sex act in which the man spins the woman around above him for a period of time before he himself starts to spin at the same rate, during which penetration occurs. Classical music is optional. Named after the docking scene in "2001: A Space Odyssey."