Kumbucha

When a group of homosexual males cum in a mason jar. After that they let their semen sit for several weeks over a heat radiator. The heat will cook the semen releasing glucose and creating a delicious drink.

n.
pronunciation /kum-'BUU-chuh/
etymology - accidental misspelling of kombucha from the System of a Down song "Sugar"; Korean - Kom (Doctor of some sort) + bucha (a Japanese herb)

(masc.) A wickedly sarcastic and insanely intelligent virtual entity noted for razor sharp wit and uncanny common sense and candor. Most commonly visaged as a big black cat, with the occasional appearance as a skinny white former ballet dancer. Well known for outrageous one-liners and obscure comedic references, the kumbucha is most comfortable demonstrating practical uses of general semantics and linguistics, and is adept at relating psychological, sociocultural-anthropological, and sociological interpretations of online behaviour. As a virtual presence, it is often best not to take the kumbucha too seriously, lest ye be drawn into a convoluted debate over the ineffectiveness of one's debating tactics.

Also known as: Big Bad K; the da Vinci of Sarcasm; Kum; Kumblotch; kizzle bizzle

hell water

kumbucha mouth on deez nuts!