kung fu poo
shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue
man 1:yooooo sup homie
man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo
man 3 : it taste amazing right
man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo
man 3 : it taste amazing right
Kung Fu Poo
The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.
Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.