Kuperman

A Kuperman is similar to Superman. Such a hero. Anybody with this in their name is automatically cool with everybody.
Nobody should mess with a Kuperman, they can ruin your life slowly, but if you are on their good side, they will be by your side the whole time. They don't get pushed around since they always stick up for what is right.
You should find a Kuperman and keep them close forever.
They could change your life.

Greatest guy I know. Humble as fuck, will never hurt you. He's a king, though he may not know that. Knows how to make you feel better. Great at soccer, maybe even better than Ronaldo
He's also great with women and got a big dong.