Asparagus
Slang for marijuana.
"Blowin' on asparagus; The realest shit I ever smoked" - Young Jeezy, "Put On"
Asparagus
Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.
Jordan- (takes off football pads)
Team- Jordan you're an asparagus
Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh
Team- You smell awful you asparagus
Team- Jordan you're an asparagus
Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh
Team- You smell awful you asparagus
Asparagus
1: Delicious Vegetable that should not in any case be shoved up one's genitalia and then feed it to your dog.
2: Abigails Favourite Veggi
2: Abigails Favourite Veggi
Man 1: Hey Did you Hear Abigail put a asparagus in her vag
Man 2 :EWWWW Thats just nastay
Man 2 :EWWWW Thats just nastay
Asparagus
A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.
Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.
Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.
"Asparagus"
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"
asparagus
underwater purple cow with a huge boner that helps it move around
look! the store sells asparagus
Asparagus
The act of being absent
"My conscience is asparagus today"
Asparagus
A zodiac sign that indicates someone who is psychotic and irrational, typically a 15 year old horoscope girl. Used satirically by people who don’t believe in astrology against people who use their starsign as an excuse for being a bitch
Horoscope girl: “hey i’m sorry i cheated on you and fucked your dad but i’m an asparagus, it’s just how i am”