Kushishwok
The Mighty Kush God. He's obviously the god of kush. Originates from a place somewhere in the suburban Detroit area. He is often worshiped by students of the mighty Berkley bear tribe, who has been known to war with the scheming Raven tribe of Royal Oak. Because the mighty Bear tribe show Kushishwok so much adoration, he showers them with the best kush in the land.
"I'm going to worship Kushishwok at lunch. Wanna join?"
"What time is it?"
"4:20"
"It is the time of Kushishwok."
"Kushishwok
waitwhat"
"What time is it?"
"4:20"
"It is the time of Kushishwok."
"Kushishwok
waitwhat"