Kutcher
The opposite of a cougar. A young male that goes after an older woman.
That guy's such a Kutcher, that woman is old enought to be his mother!
kutcher
any good-looking young man rendered rather pathetic by his anxious attempt to fit in and/or be liked. Can also refer to a stupid or hopelessly, embarrassingly un-cool individual.
That kutcher wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!
kutcher
to have an orgasm during same-sex intercourse. (usually male on male)
That asshat kutchered all over my back and didnt even give me a reacharound.
ashton kutcher
Demi Moore's bitch.
You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.
ashton kutcher
when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"
When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.
ashton kutcher
the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile
if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson
Ashton Kutcher
Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.
Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!