Kuyvenhoven
A tribe of big-nosed dutch people who raise tulips. They are remembered for their kindness and beauty by everyone they encounter. Over the ages their tribe has spread to America and Canada to share their wisdom with the world.
Tourist: That gorgeous woman just gave me a tulip.
Tourist #2: She must be a Kuyvenhoven. I read about them in the tour guide.
Tourist #2: She must be a Kuyvenhoven. I read about them in the tour guide.
Pulling a Kuyvenhoven
Applying the germans "blitzkrieg" to the activity of masturbation, "literally choking the chickens head off"
Rod - "so brodeo, what were you up to last night?"
Tod - "dude i was Pulling a Kuyvenhoven, i literally collapsed afterwards"
Rod - " holy shit dude, i did that once before and my hand turned white"
Tod - "dude i was Pulling a Kuyvenhoven, i literally collapsed afterwards"
Rod - " holy shit dude, i did that once before and my hand turned white"