Kwant
The opposite to long. Tall is to Short as Long is to Kwant.
I have a kwant driveway.
Kwanting
A hybrid of Mansplaining mixed with improperly cited religious doctrine likely used as a defense against fear of the unknown
Friend 1: idk dude having gay representation in media makes me uncomfortable, don’t you know that (blah blah blah Bible citation)
Friend 2: dude stop Kwanting to me, this isn’t a church
Friend 2: dude stop Kwanting to me, this isn’t a church